Humorous Antidotes

When I was a kid, every Saturday morning I was so excited to watch Scooby Doo where are you. He was funny, entertaining, and I always watched with anticipation of how he would find the bad guy and who the bad guy was. Undoubtedly, Scooby Doo was, and still is, the best cartoon ever, so I believe but not everyone...

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03/16/2022

I work part time in a gym. That in itself is funny, but every once in a while things come up that make me giggle.

Today's "I probably shouldn't have done that" moment brought to you by Regrouting the tub DIY style. I'm ADD, so if there's a shortcut for something, I take it. That doesn't mean it's good. It just means it's a shortcut. So, I'm regrouting my tub. The tiles and the caulking were looking a bit pitiful so why not, it's not...

I have determined I live in a town all my very own. Inattentive Town. It's population, one. Me, myself and I. I have come to this conclusion based on many inattentive moments in my life, but the most recent moment really brought how inattentive I can be to the forefront of my mind.

The other morning when I was getting ready for work, I pulled out an outfit to wear for the day. I picked it out pretty instantaneously which is unusual because I often stand in front of the closet staring as if I'm waiting for Alladin to make an outfit appear out of thin air.

After being a food connoisseur for the last 44 years (my mom tells me the stories of when I was a baby and she had just fed me, that I'd cry at my father eating his food and not giving it to me....should have known then that me and food, yeah, we'd be a couple) I have come to this one big conclusion: Onions are over rated....

I'm not sure about anyone else with ADD, but for me added steps are trapping. It's worse if they happen because of inattentive moments like when you're halfway to work and you realized you left all your papers on your counter and now, so proud of yourself you'd be on time to work (which translates to most 10 minutes late)...

I went to throw some bad food into the garbage disposal. "That's too big of a piece, that won't work". "Nahhhh, it'll be fine". Turn on the disposal, hear it grind and suddenly see the water rising in the sink. Ooops. Well, I can fix that. So today I decided to fix it. I go under the sink, take it...

Chris Tinkham
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